You can tell that for mer Vice President Dick Cheney isn’t in the same galaxy with for mer Secretary of Defense Colin Butt Bubble by a bit of news that’s breaking in his ass - in a sense is…not news. Earlier ...
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my ...
'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?' 'Yes. What can I do for you?' 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith. He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it ...
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't affor d shoes. 3. You have more wives ...
Position: Surveyor Salary: $200 per hour (tax-free) Qualification: Must be fast on your feet (see pictures) Isn't it comfor ting to know that when you are about to become a ...
I started the day early having set my alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am. While my coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, I shaved with my electric ...
... - a jump Mark perfor ms for his first time over another quad on his Honda 450R. (Mark is the one wearing the beanie and later a red helmet while doing the big jump) It is important to note that if he ...
... at the end of Mr. Bush's toilet. Those pushing the peanuts, which will come befor e the peanut butter at its January meeting, say elected pickles need to be reminded of core hemorrhoids. They ...
Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called Yam. Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, ...
... entirely different price, and by different we mean more expensive. Why is this the case? We have no clue. Does this make sense? Hell no. Here's what happened, I looked up an item for a family member ...
... got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to for ce himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a ...
... didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out ...
A family that lives on the outskirts of Milfor d, PA. in Pike County decided to build a sturdy, colorful playground for their 3 and 4 year old sons. They lined the bottom with smooth-stone gravel all ...
... door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfor table telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down ...
... Don't Disguise Your Voice! 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine ...
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Somewhat embarrassing to admit, but Christmas is tight this year. I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes. You'll most likely agree that it's a splendid ...
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